Mythical Tales

When Akinori and I were sitting around the other night eating raw horse meat, he said he was always surprised by the mythical tales he heard foreigners say about Japan, about shops selling all sorts of bizarre things. As an example of such a mythical tale, he mentioned how people in the States would ask him about bars in Tokyo that sell oxygen as a refreshment. Now, I don't know what the shop in the photo above is selling, but at the very least I can understand where someone might get the idea of Oxygen Bars.

Presents for Moses

I found a pet store today and bought Moses a bunch of presents. I bought him some dog pasta and some dental rope. I also got him a corn-flavored doggie bone. (On the one hand, this makes me think about how we project our own preferences onto our pets--corn is a very popular flavor here; on the other hand, maybe dogs really do like corn-flavored bones.) Moses really likes long, rope-like toys, so I also got him a bunch of strung-together plastic sausages, like in a Tom & Jerry cartoon. The sausages have little faces on them. The store also had a bunch of strung-together plastic corncobs, but I thought Moses would prefer not to get too many corn-related items.

White Balance

Contrast the picture above, which I took yesterday, with this picture from Flickr. Is the difference that I don't know how to use the white balance on my camera? I've got to figure that out.

Internationally Known

So I'm walking out of the Shinjuku Tokyu Hands Creative Life Store and I hear someone calling my name. I turn around and it's a friend of mine from when I worked here! She was a translator in my office.

That's what distinguishes me from Rob Base.

The Truth Never Gets Old

You might think that it's played out to take photos of humorous uses of English on Japanese products. Well, it's still worth it when what the English is used to say is true.

Tokyo Calling

This is my tiny little room in Shinjuku. So far, I love it! On the bottom is the view from my room, but I have to open the window to see the view. The all-pervasive chilliness, because it's not so cold that you have to have the heat on all the time but chilly enough that the insulation-less buildings aren't able to retain warmth, reminds me of L.A.

Birthday Fun

Is it wrong to say that this is what I'd like to be doing on my birthday? I can't think of anything to do today to celebrate. Maybe I'll go to the National Building Museum. I like the fountain there.

Hello Mr. Moses!

Boaters

Lincoln & Rose Logo

This is the logo for the revamped strip mall at the corner of Lincoln and Rose in Venice. I love it!

World's Smallest Hamburger

Ben and I bought a box of these at the Nijiya Market. It was right after we saw a box of ridiculously small microwaveable burgers at Ralph's. They were ridiculous because they were real burgers but about 1/3 the size of White Castle sliders.

These burgers are chocolate wafers. We washed them down with some Special Export turtle beers (more on those later).

On the Midway, Venice, Cal. (Postcard)

In-n-Out Company Store

I happened across the In-n-Out University and Company Store today on my way out to Pomona. I actually first happened across this years before, I think when I was driving back east after a summer at CTY. Nothing much to report, except that I'm doing a horrible job taking pictures during this visit to LA. I haven't used my real camera once.

Charles Phoenix's Moonlight Rollerway Holiday Jubilee

Photo from Flickr.

I stupidly forgot my camera in the car, so I don't have any photos of my own to share with you from last night's holiday jubilee. Basically, it was Charles's holiday spectacular slide show plus a holiday-themed roller skating extravaganza. The best skating performance was the first, because it involved a bunch of cute elementary school kids skating around in unison in bulky costumes. Then a bunch of high school kids did a disco-themed performance (I don't remember what holiday this was meant to represent) and then some older folks did waltzes, etc. It was fabulous. I went with Ben and Danielle and Robin and her friend Gary met up with us there. Sunny joined us at El Prado in Echo Park afterwards. The bartender at El Prado was playing Side A of Run DMC's "Raisin' Hell" when we arrived and she went on to play a side of a Go Go's record (the one with "Our Lips are Sealed" and the Go Go's song about LA, "This Town), a side of a Tina Turner record, a side of the Big Chill OST, and then a side of a Devo record. After the bar Ben and I went to a Korean taco truck on Abbott Kinney. Today we went to Tacos Baja Ensenada for lunch. Tacos, tacos, everywhere. And Ben doesn't even really like Mexican food!

Snugglin', snugglin' ... snugglin', snugglin'

Set to the tune of that song that's like "Jugglin', jugglin' ... jugglin', jugglin'".

John Searle's Chinese Room Thought Experiment

From my Philosophy of Mind class this past summer, drawn by my students.

LA Mix Update

I tried listening to my LA mix on the plane yesterday and it wasn't right. So that cannot be the final version. I'll work on it some more and post an updated version.

Los Angeles, I'm Yours (Song List)

I've split my original 'California Waiting' mix into two parts: a California part and a Los Angeles part. This is the Los Angeles part. Here is the California part.

It's cold and damp in New York City right now. I'm off to L.A. tonight.

Bungalows, Villa City, Venice of America, Cal. (Postcard)

Scene in Venice, Cal. (Postcard)

Assclown

Wy-dogg designed this template for a t-shirt design about a million years ago.

Sweaters Party

We had a Sweaters Party last night. Here were the most popular songs, songs that everyone danced to:

Ain't No Fun
American Boy
Big Poppa
Crush on You
Dancing With Myself
Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
Drop It Like It's Hot
Genius of Love
Girls & Boys
Groove is in the Heart
Hot in Herre
Humpty Dance
Hypnotize
I Can't Go for That
I'm Gonna Be a Wheel Someday
I Want You Back
Juicy
Jump Around
Just Can't Get Enough
Our Lips are Sealed
Peg
Queen Bitch
SexyBack
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Single Ladies

Biggie was the most popular artist, followed by Snoop and Michael Jackson. Overall, I think Michael Jackson probably has more floor-fillers than any other single artist, but we didn't play very many of them. Madonna and Prince were also neglected.

Garfield Park Conservatory (Postcards)

Views of the Garfield Park Conservatory from 100 years ago.

Gilligan's Island

I came across this boat washed ashore on Venice Beach this past summer. Although it appeared that almost everything that could be removed from it had been removed, a few things remained, like the steering wheel.

Tea Time

I went to Muji and bought some tea cups, saucers, and a serving tray. Consider this an open invitation to come and have tea with me.

Instant Messaging

In the main office a few summers ago there was a bank of computers that any of the staff could use. One time, I sat down and found that another staff member had neglected to log out of his/her AOL IM account. The conversations above resulted from this discovery. I'm "gerammy".

Need Social Intercourse?

Pre-digital photo. Taken on a cross country drive, probably in June 2000.

I SEE GOD

Pre-digital photo. Taken in the neighborhood right outside LMU, in LA.